A couple highlights from a hilarious list

RHPT.com -Fear and Loathing on the World Wide Web

Excuses for Not Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.

-You misunderstood. What we said was, “We plan tons of mass construction.”

-Let’s just say that the informant’s message, “Saddam is poised to release massive amounts of lethal chemical and biological agents,” would have been better translated as “Never, ever pull Saddam’s finger.”