Saw this great Political Humor Blog today (at least this one….I haven’t read the others yet)

Opinions You Should Have – April 2004 Archives

President Bush today set into motion plans to return Iraq “for a full refund.”
When Bush ordered military forces to invade Iraq, he reportedly told commanding Gen. Tommy Franks, “Make sure you get a receipt.”
Today Bush announced that he wanted to exchange Iraq for “a country that welcomes invading Americans with open arms,” and noted that he was “willing to take cash,” but Iraqis said that they would probably only give him a credit towards the purchase of a fundamentalist Muslim theocracy.
Bush is also irritated because before he can return Iraq, he will have to wait in line for hours at the Iraqi Department of Customer Service.
Bush is prepared to make an impassioned plea. “The country was already broken when we got it,” he will say. Bush will add that the “oilfields have never functioned properly” and complain about “an awful ding” in the “left side” of the country.
“We didn’t do that,” Dick Cheney is to claim.