This one made me laugh out loud:
4. You Celebrate Tweet Milestones.
Guys! Only 3 more until I have 10 000 tweets!
This individual is celebrating his 10,000th tweet.
Celebrating.
Celebrating how many tweets you’ve written is like celebrating how many calls you’ve made on your cell phone.
Hey, you busy? I won’t take long. I just wanted to call and let you know this is the five thousandth call I’ve made. Can you believe it?! This call right now! I know right? I just checked my call log and it was at 4999 and I was like, holy shit! I need to call someone and celebrate.
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